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In a recent post (link above), Greg from SippitySup.com mentioned that he wanted to write a letter to the Mayor about some unsavory carrot glazing practices. I have taken the liberty of completing his request:

Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa
ATTN: Scheduling Office
200 North Spring St.
Los Angeles, CA 90012

RE: Proposed Legislation

Dear Mr. Mayor,

It has come to my attention that many residents are blatantly and repeatedly attempting to so call "candy" otherwise innocent and unsuspecting carrots in a pan with butter and sugar or, (aghast) a simple syrup. This practice is reprehensible and should be banned forthwith. I propose a hearty spanking for any found treating their side dishes with such disregard. I must insist that you take swift action to remedy the situation at once.

Sincerely,
Sippitysup

PS. I would also like to request that you add the following statement to the official records of the City: "Size Matters. About 1 and 1/2 inches is ideal. You know I am talking about..."